Because there are a ton I would love to unfollow, and most probably have.
The people who don’t understand and will probably never understand what satire is. Ever.
Okay, we get it. You love Soulja Boy.
The only reason why you had him on Facebook/Twitter in the first place was because you actually know him personally. But when that person turns around and decides to be a smartass on you, it’s really not worth the grief.
ALSO KNOWN AS THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.
“I have so many followers I feel so pressured to keep them happy”
“Don’t know why but I eat so much and I just can’t put on weight. What a curse!”
“I had such a busy day, I ran all over town for three back-to-back meetings where I met this big shot from some big shot firm and my boss praised my presentation. Barely had time for lunch at this high-class restaurant where I ate steak and caviar before finally coming home to my amazing boyfriend who showers me with glitter, rainbows and butterflies. EXHAUSTED.”
The Relentless Selfie Factory
The people who are obviously afraid you’ll forget their face one day.
They’re obviously very passionate about something or other – but you’re just not sure what.
The Pseudo Intellectual
Their lives always have some sort of drama or other, and they fail to understand that maybe, just maybe, they’re the ones inviting their own drama?
The Serial Online PDA Offender
Couples who just don’t understand the concept of “GET A ROOM!”
The Inside Joker
Y’know, the people who tag a million of their friends in every post laughing about that awesome night that day. OR THE PEOPLE WHO DIG UP YOUR OLD PHOTOS AND COMMENT ON EVERY ONE OF THEM SO YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOUR HIDEOUS PHOTOS IN THEIR NEWSFEED.
Okay that last one is probably more personal than anything else LOL.