18 Signs You’re In Love With Your Mobile Phone

1. You can’t sleep easy without knowing it’s right by your side.

dog waking up suddenly

“Hmmm… Sleepytime… WAIT WHERE’S MY PHONE?! IS IT THERE?!”

2. It’s the first thing you reach for when you wake up in the morning. And you freak the hell out when you can’t find it.

3. You feel anxious when it isn’t in your hand.

Sherlock fiddling with phone

4. And you get panic attacks when you realise you haven’t heard it ring in a while. And by a while, I mean like 15 minutes.

Legally Blonde panic

“Is it low on battery? Is there reception in here? ARE MY FRIENDS DEAD?!”

5. No matter how old or scratched up your phone gets, it will always hold some sort of sentimental value to you.

love actually andrew licoln walking dead

6. You do things for your phone that you wouldn’t do for anyone/thing else. Ever.


7. You find yourself sneaking glances at it, whether you’re out with your friends, family, or your actual lover.

James Franco Shifty Eyes

8. Seeing it seriously damaged, dropping it in a puddle, or, God forbid, losing it feels like a giant stab to the heart.

anne hathaway it isn't fair

9. Heading to the store and holding it in your hands for the first time gave you some serious butterflies in your tummy.

first date blink 182

10. It knows mostly everything about you. The time you wake up each morning, where your favourite haunts are – even your passwords.


11. You’re so used to having it around, you feel absolutely lost without it.


12. Which is why you bring it everywhere you go, including the bathroom.

13. Especially the bathroom.

I mean, otherwise you’d just be like:

bored in toilet

14. You could spend all day in bed with it. Even if it means minor injury to your face.

girl dropping cellphone on face

15. You sometimes even stay up late at night doing nothing but fiddling with it.

phone obsession cute

16. Sometimes you catch yourself smiling at your phone like an idiot.

smiling at phone

17. But hey, at least you make each other laugh

Siri Valentines Day Joke

18. And you’re so comfortable with it, you don’t even mind sharing your deepest, darkest, weirdest – and I mean weirdest – thoughts.

weird google searches jeses microwave burritoweird google searches pig shat in head

weird google searches jesus mischievous badger

Source: Smosh



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  1. Wow….I think I have a problem o_o

  2. When I tell my passengers to either hang up, or find another seat away from me, they almost always get up and move… go figure….

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  5. Haha I’m so guilty of most of these! Ever since I got my new phone back in July, you’d think she (yes it’s a she) were my newborn.

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  7. I laughed so hard at this. I use my cell phone as an alarm clock. I set it on vibrate to wake me up. I noticed the other day at work someone’s phone vibrated and my head snapped up and I had that panicked feeling you get when your alarm goes off.

  8. I know many people who resemble this post! Thanks for sharing!

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  10. Reblogged this on Sara vs the World and commented:

    I’ll be the first to admit.. I do sleep with it by my head, haha.

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