20 Signs You Really, Really Hate People

1. The idea of getting your ass out of bed, dressing up and stepping out of your front door is just

Michael scott no

2. When you take public transport, you can’t help but think:


3. You’re on your way to meet a friend and then you get a text from her saying she’s brought a tag-along.

This is your reaction:

dont need another friend

4. You find yourself praying that plans get cancelled all the time.

cancelling plans

5. When you get invited to a house party, you pray to God they’ve got a pet so you can act busy and not interact with actual human beings.

6. When people tap you on the shoulder, or try to do that cheek-kissy thing that white people love, or touch you in any way:


7. When someone whips out a camera and everyone squeals in delight, you’re just like:

Robert Downey Jr Pained Photo Taking

8. You loovvvveee the internet. And the invention of mobile phones. And anything that keeps you an active member of society without actually having to be in physical contact with anyone.

all hail internet

9. But sometimes Facebook, or any other form of social media for that matter, really pisses you off.

fuck facebook south park

10. In fact, this is you when scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed:

Grinch Hate Hate

11. And your face when you see couples posting mushy crap on each other’s timelines:

Epic eye roll

12. You’re cool with small group outings or one-on-ones, but when your friends drag you out of your house for a party, you’re just like:

Kurt Glee Raging Silence

13. And when people go up to you and ask: “Why so glum, chum?” Or anything to that effect, you fight the urge to tell them:

Aubrey Plaza hate talking


Clubbing snooki

15. And when you see people in large groups at the mall or at the park being all loud and annoying, you mentally transform into a cranky eighty-year-old lady

stop behavin so stupid

16. Even when you go for networking sessions, all that goes through your mind is:

tina fey amy poehler hate everyone

17. You have more missed calls than answered calls in your phone list. And when people ask why you missed their call you’re just like

missed your call basement of brain

18. But seriously, why do people keep insisting on calling? I mean, have they not heard of text?
jesse pinkman seriously

19. When an extrovert talks about how much they hate people. You’re just:

margaery tyrell game of thrones pity “Bitch, please.”

20. And when people tell you how you should “get out more”, in your mind you’re just:



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  1. Would LOVED to have known this (that other people hate people too) when I was in high school in the 80’s! But sadly we didn’t have personal computers back then : ( Anyway, happy to connect now. Wait, does that make me like people? *thinking* Okay, I think I have it, I like people if I don’t have to talk to them, spend time with them, be in a car with them, sit next to them, look at them or just generally be around them. -Thanks. You rock.

  2. Reblogged this on MissMoonShields and commented:
    I recently read this and it completely sounds like me lol I just love it.

  3. I used to congregate socially with people more often but, that was at the Ice Hockey rink where I could then skate right into most of them. He he he (evil laughter)

  4. Reblogged this on frugallivingstudents and commented:
    This is so damn true, it’s actually kind of depressing.

  5. Reblogged this on Confessions of a Princess and commented:
    Triple YES for this! Well, except for # 10. Haha!

  6. Mrs Finkling · · Reply

    So funny – Describes introverts to a T – especially INFJ types!!

  7. Reblogged this on Balance of Life and Motherhood and commented:
    Apparently I hate people…. Me… I think I just don’t care enough to understand the majority of them… I’m weird, and I like it. :)

  8. I related way too much to a lot of these. Especially number 5. Read my blog to find out why. Yeah that’s a shameless plug. I blame reason number 8 for it.

  9. Its like a PMS phase ..happens to everyone. Too Funny :)

  10. Loove this! I can relate, especially with the first one lol

  11. i have all of these, and at time I hate people, I am mostly just anitsocial.

  12. I guess the reason so many people can agree to this is because it only takes one person to screw up any outing… and that person is all too often present.

  13. Hey and that’s what blogs are for too. ;)

  14. Hahaha this is hilarious!

  15. Great post…loved it!

  16. So very true!

  17. All true, especially Nos 5, 17 & 18. :-)

  18. LOL 9 and 10 got me screaaaaaming in hysterics as I can so relate LOL!!! Love the post!


  19. Sorry, I'm Taken · · Reply

    I think I’m all 20!! :)

1 8 9 10 11 12 18

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