So we all know… Miley Cyrus’s latest video, We Can’t Stop is pretty fucking bizarre. We’ve got people dancing with giant teddy bears strapped to their backs, french fry skulls that later get smashed, and Miley Cyrus twerking and smacking people’s arses, including her own. It’s completely what-the-fuck.
Don’t get me wrong. I love the song. It’s super catchy and the lyrics aren’t half bad (judging by the standards of songs that come on the radio these days). But let’s just say the video goes beyond artsy and into Lady Gaga’s level of RANDOM THINGS RANDOM THINGS WOOHOO MAGIC!
So here are 14 bizarre things on the video that made me lol in my head so hard I think my brain’s hemorrhaging from the impact against my skull.
By the way, if you were hoping for an artsy sort of interpretation from the video, I found this article.
This is my favourite bit:
When asked about the critics who have called the clip racy, Miley replied,”They haven’t been to a good party in a minute. I was excited when the song came out but I really wanted the music video to come out because it shows exactly where I was in my life when we started working on ‘We Can’t Stop.’ “
1. Miley Cyrus putting on grills.
2. Some dude eating a money sandwich
3. Weird lollipop eating girl who painted her lipstick on wrong.
4. Dude with two tongues
5. Bubblegum pink gunk spilling out of fingers that are being mock-sliced off with a very very sharp looking knife.
6. Dancing Teddy Bears
7. Freaky magic mirror white face freak thingy
Okay I’m not sure WHY this guy freaks me out so much. But it seriously fucking does. He reminds me a bit of the magic mirror in Shrek except like 500 million billion gazillion times more fucking freaky. Like he’ll pop out of your screen and eat your fucking face while you scream, after which he’ll just be like “It’s our party we can eat who we want.” in that freaky as fuck voice.
8. Miley Cyrus Twerking
No. Just… No.
9. Miley Cyrus smacking herself in the ass while working out on a stationary bicycle.
10. Miley Cyrus making out with a doll of herself.
11. Smoke gusting out of people’s crotches.
Sorry, Katy Perry still wins with her fireworks/whipped cream spouting breasts.
12. Some guy sucking his thumb on a skimpily clad girl.
Dude, why are you sucking your thumb? There’re a whole lot of other things 10cm from your face to suck on. #justsaying.
13. Some guy rubbing his face with bread and eating it.
14. Miley Cyrus getting her head stepped on.
This was the only one that I took the trouble of converting into a gif.
Drum roll please. It’s worth the wait.
In fact, I was so bored I actually counted how many times Miley Cyrus stuck out her tongue in the video. I got up to 10. But it felt like so much more…
Did you also know that her tongue is actually a clam?
Courtesy of Buzzfeed.
Please enjoy the video:
Thanks for reading!